Kaden

A very smart individual. Kaden can go from anywhere from annoying to annoyed. Has both good and bad characteristics such as every human that exist. Kaden usually is nice or mean based off whether YOU are nice or mean. Kaden can be kinda an asshole sometimes but when he has advice, chances are it’s good advice and you should listen to his words. Side affects of Kaden may include: relentless arguing, seeing him turn from a pussy to brave af OR vice versa, random rambles and rants and bottled emotions.

Person 1: have you heard what Kaden did recently? He’s so awesome and funny

Person 2: what? Kaden? Nah I hate that guy, he’s way too annoying.

Person 3 (the average person that comes into contact with Kaden): eh I don’t really know much about Kaden, but I THINK I do anyways.

Malt licky

Malt licky Texas is the home of famous celebrity “bartle doo”, he went to crap mo stank elementary and graduated at peeny needles

Example of this word: I’m from malt licky texas

Fat dog it

A replacement of the phrase bear down, fat dog is gonna be used until it isn’t too soon to use “bear down”

Fat dog it for midterms

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Eliot

Eliot is literally the best person in the world, period. If you have a shit day but come across Eliot, it all of the sudden becomes an awesome day. If you have contact with an Eliot then instantly get to know him and be friends with him or else you’ll regret it. Then again even if you don’t try to be friends with him he will probably be the one that tries to be friends with YOU because he’s that great.

Person 1: Eliot is awesome

Person 2: I agree

Person 3: me too

Person 4: me too

Person 5: me too

(And then that goes on until it reaches every person that ever met Eliot because he’s so awesome that everyone he meets probably loves him)