Train tracks

When someone's underwear is loaded with skid marks

That guy over there has train tracks in his underwear.

pull a harry potter

When you blow a load shaped like a lighting bolt on a girls forehead.

hey did pull a harry potter on your girl friend?

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Bob the builder

A construction worker who is on drugs, sniffs gas, has a couple in the morning, and still thinks he can do it.

Can we smoke it, Yes we can!
Bob the builder got busted for smoking a dube on the job.
Bob the builder smokes dubes while taking a crap.
Bob got busted in his speicial garden.
(Bob) got wasted while working with the crain and destroyed the gentelmen's club next store.
(Bob) was smoking a dube When he heared his crain talk to him.
(Bob) got caught sniffing gas in his dumb truck.
(Bob) does so much drugs that he doesn't know who Bob is anymore

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