Keeblerization

After a long night of sex, a woman wakes up to find the man dissappeared and only a cookie left for her.

Oh no! I've been Keeblerized! Not again!

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quality vs quantity

A pathetic excuse for having a small wallet or a small dick.

Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it.

I thought we could eat in tonight.

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