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Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity

The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.

Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

by Keef Scott September 14, 2020


Pseudo-nostalgia

Nostalgia for a past time you haven't actually personally experienced

Redditor: Mans got mad nostalgia for the 80s.
Poggersman270: Retard. You were born the the 90s. That's called pseudo-nostalgia.

by Keef Scott September 14, 2020

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Asscrack

Some place/think that's hairy, brown and covered in shit.

India and Iraq are asscracks

by Keef Scott September 14, 2020


Babyitis

An advanced form of Dwarfism which leaves the "victim" looking childlike. Unlike regular Dwarfism, Babyitis does not allow the "victim" to develop, either vocally or bodily past a certain age (4-5 years old).

MMA Heavyweight champ Hasbulla Magomedov has Babyitis

by Keef Scott July 23, 2021