cocksole

to comfort someone at a time of grief or disappointment with your penis

jon: Hey buddy, whats up with tootch?
joe: She's a mess bro. Her dog ran away.
jon: Damn, you better get there and cocksole her.
joe: I wish. She's been with a "friend" all day so I'm sure he's been cocksoling her.
jon: oofa..

Gay buffer

When two straight bro's are forced to sleep in the same bed on an overnight stay at a hotel; extra pillows are placed between them creating a gay buffer.

Joe: Hey Jon, there's only one bed.

Jon: No problem bro, I'll call the front desk for some gay buffers.

Joe: Sweet! Good thinking. Now let's go creep for some strange, I'm itchy!

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