Keenis

The Keenis is but an extremely large penis owned by Keenan, which is why all the girls will forever swoon over him. This penis is so incredibly large that it has ultra regeneration and can be passed out to all without affecting its perfection

Never take a Keenis perfection

Person 1: "hey man, did you get your daily dose of Keenis juice?
Person 2:" no not yet, I heard this one gives you powers?
Person 1: "yeah man, hes so attractive