Trombone

The best fucking instrument ever made. Reasons why:

1.) You can hit people with your slide and say it was an accident
2.) If someone falls in Marching Band you can play the fail tune.

3.) If another section can’t play a part, the BD with give it to the Trombone section.

4.) Everyone is afraid of you because you have got everyone with your slide at least twice.

Girl: “What is that beautiful noise?”
Boy: “A trombone, of course.”