IG

Ig, Almighty vulture God with fuzzy beek and cushy feeps.

Great Ig cares for all who would care for his birdies. Those who love birds - apart from the Kentucky Fried Chicken variety - and would nurture them, have a sure home and refuge in his flint-like heartbone.

'Great Ig, have mercy on us that show mercy to your birdies, and care not that they occasionally poop on our hats.

Amen'

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