Lejo-faced

Drinking yourself to the point of retardation where you can only pronounce two-syllable words, dance like an albatross, drop one out of three drinks that enter your hand, slap a waitress on the ass, and/or throw lit candles at women.

Someone should make sure the bar has good insurance and a working fire extinguisher because I'm definitely getting Lejo-faced tonight.

25👍 2👎