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Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals âSte with the gout knees hillâ and âDave who likes to stab people Parkyâ
People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, heâs been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking heâs gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!
Eddie is the king of âTIK TOKâ and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok âGive him chills theyâre electrifyingâ and âhe loosing controlâ whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!
Keane has also been telling people that heâs come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and itâs spoilt his street cred!
He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. heâs been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.
âDaft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.
Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
Eddie Keane part 2, what song you gonna sing us next sun shine?
Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals âSte with the gout knees hillâ and âDave who likes to stab people Parkyâ
People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, heâs been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking heâs gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!
Eddie is the king of âTIK TOKâ and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok âGive him chills theyâre electrifyingâ and âhe loosing controlâ whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!
Keane has also been telling people that heâs come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and itâs spoilt his street cred!
He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. heâs been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.
âDaft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.
Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
Eddie Keane part 2, what song you gonna sing us next sun shine?
Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think heâs hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.
He knocks about with two other fatties âSte with the gout kneesâ and âmonotone Eddieâ both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones âAirPodsâ to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry ð
bad news for them is that half of them didnât work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Donât trust these three men as youâd find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?
Well⦠Ste Hill is a guy whoâs overgrown with weight and has a personal hygiene problem! Usually smells of shit.
Ste hill is know as a âmonkey hangerâ from Hartlepool.
This individual was a coach driver who at the time was self employed, not paying tax and N.I and stealing from a company he used to work for.!
Said person above has a friend âDave Parkyâ They once came up with a cunning plan to sell dodgy knockoff headphones to their work colleagues to line their own pockets full of cash.
Unfortunately for these two in question it all went Wrong once they found out these headphones wasnât working correctly and âParkyâ decided to do a runner with everyoneâs money while Ste Hill carried on working for this said company.
This is known as a cunts trick to his so called friend and also known as shitting on oneâs doorstep.
Ste Hill likes to think that all bus drives are retards and are beneath coach drivers,But what he doesnât understand is that he always got lost on his tours while using his twat-nav when he drove coachâs.
Hill and Parky both say theyâre hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, Iâve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend theyâre unicornâs on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called âmonotone Eddieâ who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns ð whatever that means!!
Hey Ste hill, whatâs that white stuff on your nose?
If you canât fuck someone over your way, do it the Ste hill way.
Eddie Keane is a gentleman who only has two friends! âSte Hill with the gout kneesâ & âDave Parkyâ the guy who stabs people.
This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!
Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his âmonotoneâ
Iâve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when theyâre naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending theyâre unicorns!
If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!
Eddie Keaneâs friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.
Hey Eddie Keane, what gossip have you got for me today?
Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?