squak swat

When a person throws a temper tantrum and proceeds to slap or swat at you like a elementary school girl throwing a hissy fit while screaming.

I licked my wife's nose the other day and she went off into a fierce Squak swat on me leaving me speechless.

waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

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owlcan

A make believe hybrid cross between an owl and a falcon.

Holy fucking shit! Did you see that owlcan in that tree back there?

Awesomenation

A combination of the words 'Awesome' and 'Domination' generally referring to any object, substance or concept that is paradigm switching by pushing cool stuff to another level.

That move was just awesomenation

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banjo babe

A woman who likes to strum the chest hairs of her man like a Banjo while imitating Banjo sounds..

My woman is one hell of a Banjo babe who can strum them hairs until they smoke.

pudwap

A person who is a moron or reckless in their behavior. Gullible.

Joe is such a damn pudwap I hope he trips and falls head first into a bucket of shit.

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dickarbles

Someone who has lost their dick and marbles. They have lost their mind.

That guy has lost his dickarbles If he thinks I'm gonna fix his shitty car for free.