Dribble jesus

An absolute G at playing ball (basketball)

Person A: “Good buckets out there’s man!”
Person B: “they call me dribble jesus for a reason.”

Chicago

Gun violence capital of the world. Split into 2-3 regions: northside and southside and some people also use “westside” or “northwest side” as a 3rd region. North side is known for its huge skyscrapers, exquisite food (such as Eatly, Molly’s Cupcakes, and of course Deep Dish pizza), sports fans, beach side, and many museums and attractions. North side is relatively more safer than Southside; however, suburbs in the North and West and targeted by gangs too. Southside consists of more of the gun violence that is shown in the media. The southside is ridden from gangs, gun violence, shootings, gang wars, and so on. However, it is home to a top tier university, university of Chicago. Unlike Northside, the Southside has a really tight sense of community and pretty much everyone knows each other and looks out for one another. It’s home to many low income citizens and is the slum of Chicago. Both regions have their prejudices against one another. If you’re in Northside, you’ll probably hear people calling the Southside a “godforsaken hell hole”, while you’ll hear Southsiders calling Northside a bunch of “rich bratty snobs. Chicago is home to many famous people such as Chance the Rapper, Lil durk, Obama, Al capone, and so on

person a: “it’s 65 outside, why are you in shorts?”

person b: “it’s Chicago, everyone’s in shorts”

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