The feeling you get when youâre in a meeting and every other word is some kind of jargon you just donât understand.
What was she on about in that meeting? Iâve just been Tracied!
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A person who says daft things.
What are you on about you sledge!
A woman uglier than a two bagger. One bag for her head to stop you seeing her ugly face. A second bag for your head just in case her bag falls off. A third bag containing Viagra so that you can still get it up in case the other bags fall off!
Tracey was such an ugly cow that she was a three bagger. One bag to cover her ugly mug, another to cover mine in case hers fell off and another full of Viagra so that I'd get hard!
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Not just cold ... not freezing ... but fffffucking fffffreezing!
Itâs Baltic out there - my balls have just dropped off!
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The act of using your finger to look through hours worth of your Facebook news feed on your mobile phone.
Every day when she gets home from work Kerry sits down with her cup of tea and mobile phone whilst Jason watches her perform the scroll!
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