Happy Kade

A man that is severely in love with obese woman, and has a fetish of navigating their sticky, unwashed fat rolls with his tongue. As well as fishing out chunks of dried fat roll grease and spreading them on warm toast for breakfast.

The man was very excited as he performed the happy Kade on his semi truck of a woman.

Jay

A cockwomble.

Cockwomble- A person usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements, and or, inappropriate behavior while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

Damnit Jay, why do you have to be a cockwomble?Just stick to shitting on the floor.