Derogatory term for an MLB batter's box score: 0 for 4 with 4 strikeouts.
Double sombrero: 0 for 8 with eight strikeouts.
Mike Stanton laid down a sombrero today. Four plate appearances, four whiffs.
Doing a #2 in a public urinal.
From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."