blender material

Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.

Tom: Eugh. She`s blender material.

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a beautiful lie

1 An album by 30 Seconds to Mars.
2 A lie told by the men Beyoncé and Shakira describe as beautiful liars.
3 A pretty bed or couch.
4 The word `lie` emblazoned in pretty letters on a surface.

-looks at wall
That`s a beautiful lie.

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iPerbole

1. The word used to describe the overly big deal made over Apple iPod products.

2. The parties that result from these overly big deals.

Policeman #1: What is it, John?
Policeman #2: Major iPerbole.

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