Dotard

One who not only enjoys Detroit Slammers but partakes in them while being recorded with hookers in a Russian hotel.

“Man, that dotard loves when the ladies drop Detroit Slammers on him but he forgot that Putin was taping him!”

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Canlis

The bowel movement (usually enormous) that one has after over-eating during a diet. This usually is quite painful as the excrement shoots out of the anus in an explosion of gas and fecal build-up.

Yo, my brother be losing all that weight but went to Hardee's and had a Canlis that almost blew up the toilet!

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