Spoof

Also used in Scotland as a slang term for semen, or to ejaculate semen.

1. I got some spoof on her skirt.

2. Did you spoof?

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up the spout

In Scotland, pregnant. See also up the duff.

She's up the spout again.

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Spoff

West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.

Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!

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