Kelsey

A person who is fun to be around, awesome, cool, and a chill person. To spot a Kelsey in the wild, they mostly will have earrings, a top fade and a dick that tastes like sausage (if you're into that). Kelsey's are easy to beat in the wild.

Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.

Person 1: Man, I want to be like a Kelsey, cool and fun to be around

Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?