The Unacceptable

When you see your friend 69'ing with a girl, he's on bottom, and you put your dick inside her and simultaneously tea bag your friend.

Dennis asks "You know what it's called when I saw John 69ing with Cinnamon and I teabagged him when I put my dick inside her? It's called The Unacceptable!"

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Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.

While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.

every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.

Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.