Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

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mandles

Flip-Flops (sandles) for men

Man + Sandles = MANDLES!!!

Brad said that the space inbetween his big toe and the next one hurt after wearing mandles.

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B.Y.L.A.T.

Bang You Like A Tambourine

Pronounced 'Buy-Lat'

Usually whispered between two girlfriends after one see's a really hot boy.

Means that she wants to have sex with that boy!

When Leanne saw Robbie in a tux she whispered in my ear "B.Y.L.A.T."

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P.Y.B.O

Put Your Balls On!

Means get a grip on yourself and just do it!

Pronounced: Pie-Bow

When Jerry didnt want to get on the roof I told him "P.Y.B.O."

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Rockstar Sex

The best sex EVER!

Usually wild and crazy...

I'm going to marry that boy and have wild and crazy rockstar sex with him!

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