Coffee Cakes

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

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little shitties

very small, narrow, unusually thin feces, secreted either from human or animal.

Dude, I took a box of dulcolax last night and have had the little shitties now for three days.

Herb, I'm tired of cleaning up the cats little shitties every week, let's get rid of it already.