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Take a dump, cleanse ones colon, pass waste, lay a cable, drop the kids off at the pool, pass a turd, have a chod
Ohhh mate that vindaloo has left me with nuts guts! I'm desperate to hatch an egg!! lay a cable cleanse the colon take a dump have a shit nudge the fudge drop the kids off at the pool
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The skin between a ladies vagine(flange) and arse
flange & arse = FLARSE
Denise had been to work all day with tights on and was sweaty.
She especially had a stinky sweaty FLARSE
When Denise was wiping her bum she wiped the wrong way and got shit all over her FLARSE.
This should never be done!
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when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach
The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"
Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"