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Forceful ejaculation equivalent to that of a sneeze.
My wiener just sneezed and I got cock snot all over my girlfriends face. She didnât even say âbless youâ.
When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.
My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.
The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.
When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks sheâs farting when in fact sheâs only cartwheel queefing.