trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

gluegar

A cougar who has seen better days, and is ready to be made into glue.

Dude, those gluegars are totally checking you out!

I thought the Hyatt would have a good cougar bar, but all that was there were gluegars.