September 12th

September 12th:
The day where you kiss your friend who is closest to royalty.
Ex: Kingston, Kingly, Kings, Queensly, Queenston

September 12th:
Jessica: OMG Kingston the weirdo is over there

John: Well it’s September 12th so you have to go and kiss him
Jessica: What is September 12th?
John: Kiss you friend closest to royalty!
Jessica: But he’s a weirdo… not my friend.
John: Oh well