flerker

A male who exibits his erect penis
from the bushes.

Don,t go near those bushes, there,s a flerker in there.

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funny

1. haha
2. strange

1. person 1: ouch
person 2: haha!
2. that's funny, i could have sworn there was something in my pants

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proper

To work the way a person or object is expected to.

I'm tellin' you Rufus, your ho is holding out on you. The bitch aint proper.

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smobbin

1. Driving fast down the street.
2. Driving a car.
3. wippin and dippin
word created in california city of Oakland

We was smobbin to that breezzy/Girls crib.

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Finger Dickhead

One who got a fucking small~~~ DICK + IS A FACHKING IDIOT IN DA HEAD

Hey Jo Dude, Ur Just A Finger DickHead Man

OMFG W00T OWNED!

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direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

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smallville

a small town in the heart of kansas were extremly weird things happen from a metor that hit close by about 15 years ago

i wanna move out to smallville.

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