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Kadena Years

Similar to dog years being one year for every seven. Spending time at Kadena will age you and drain your energy at seven times the normal rate of time.

Jeff: Dude, aren’t you up to rotate out?
Nate: Ahh, I’ve been here for five weeks
Jeff: What! It feels like your have been here forever.
Nate: I feel that, I’ve aged 23 grey hairs, these crazy Kadena years…

by Ken Adams II October 27, 2021


Pentahead

When playing the game LoL (League of Legends) and you experience supreme ecstasy (ejaculating) while receiving oral sex from a women while simultaneously accomplishing a Penta-Kill (killing all 5 people on the opposing side).

Pretty much the best thing that could happen to any one person...ever.

Today I received the greatest honor one man can received at any given point in his life I received some PentaHead. I can now die happy.

by Ken Adams II August 19, 2012