zen mail

1) An e-mail with no message text or subject line.

2) An e-mail response with no message text.

"I clicked 'SEND' without thinking and only sent some zen mail."

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muh

Exclamation denoting deep and profound condition of being underwhelmed.

"How's it going?"
"Muh!"

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wasband

an ex-husband

I'd love to go out for drinks, but I have to deal with my idiot wasband tonight.

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