Wet Jessie

When you're awake in the bed next to a sleeping girl, you masturbate and release it all over her. The key here is to make sure she sleeps and does not wake up until you have left the house as she will be shocked and confused about what is on her. Particularly good after a night of drinking.

She was sleeping, and I was horny. I watched a porn quietly, then gave her a Wet Jessie.

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kernel

slang for Marijuana and used at work to cover up the real meaning

I smoked some Kernal in the Fisher Investments bathroom.

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