Clock In

The first shot taken by a professional drinker, which sounds similar to punching a time-clock.

Will: "Sorry I'm late."
Chuck: "That's ok, but don't forget to Clock In"
Will: "Two Whiskeys!"

Pluralized

Being so drunk that you slur your words, making them all plural.

"Letssss doo sum shhottsss"
"OK, Tom is pluralized, lets put him in a cab home."

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