ANC

Currently ANC stands for "Accumulation, Nepotism and Corruption" and it represents the 'legitimate' government fraud scheme in South Africa.
ANC originally stood for "African National Congress" which was once upon a time a political party in the Republic of South Africa. Although they are still the ruling party, they have morphed into a mafia-like criminal syndicate.

"Check out my Merc, Jeff." "Wow Jack, it's beautiful, how could you afford it?"
"My Daddy got me a job at the ANC." Jeff: "Cool man! Maybe he can organize something for me."
"For sure Jeff, he's super friendly and helpful. He's got many business opportunities from the government.
You don't need any qualifications. You can charge the government whatever you want! U know what I mean, we're talking megaBucks to be accumulated! Viva ANC !"

"Hey Pete, you're still a poor middle class bloke, you need to join the ANC and get LIT, like I did, you looser. :) :)"

"Hello Lina, what are you doing today?" Lina: "I'm going to do some ANC'ing, it's the most profitable pastime."

“Wow Petra, your company has grown so large!” “Yes Cindy, I partnered with the ANC.” Cindy: “Oh I see, ANC’ing is the NEW formula for success.”
Petra: “Yes Cindy, Well actually, ANC’ing started even before the “Sarafina II” incident in 1995. The R14.3 million musical sequel never hit the stage. The dosh disappeared & Nkosazana Zuma was protected & forgiven by Nelson Mandela. So it’s cool, it's A-Okay, & there will be NO CONSEQUENCES.” **
Cindy: “Wow, cool! Nothing immoral about that, skimming off some taxpayers money. Will you show me how to go about ANC’ing?”
Petra: “For sure Cindy, welcome to the family, we always look after each other…and especially, each others’ backs. :) :) :)"

** Reference: ' businesslive.co.za... ...rot-began-with-sarafina '

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