Steve

A pseudonym for someone who enjoys having sex with their cousin.

Megan: Does anyone know what is up with Tom these fine days?
Max: Turns out he's been hanging out with Steve.

cheech and schlong

When you invite someone to smoke and bang.

Tom: Did you fuck Mindy yet?
Ben: Nah, she's coming over tonight for some Cheech and Schlong.

Brett: Do you like Cheech and Chong?
Kathy: Sometimes, it depends on the day.
Brett: What about some Cheech and Schlong?

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