Potato

An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.

Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."

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