Rydia

A shot (1.5 oz) Fireball whiskey dropped into a pint (16 oz) of Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR), chugged.

I ordered a round of Rydias for the house because fuck them, that's why!

Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.

My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.