Cop

An officer of the law whose job is to be an asshole and get people in trouble. Most of them are young, ugly guys who were most likely idiots in school so they chose the first profession that came to mind.

A: Dude, I got a ticket for going 30 in a 25. That's so pointless.
B: That cop must have been a real doucher.

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Fuckpicture

Pornography, naked picture, or any similar object involving sexual imagery. First used in the movie Semi-Pro.

Andy Richter: The Swedes are my favorite distributors of pornography.

Will Ferrell: They make an excellent fuckpicture.

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