Boatshoes Peterson

Something to call someone when they're being super gay.

Joey: Yo Chad, that guy is a real Boatshoes Peterson!
Chad: Yeah, look at him go!

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Starfish

When your fisting a women's ass or vagina and then open your hand inside her

Joey: Yo, Stacy and I got mad freaky last night.
Chad: Damn, really?
Joey: Yeah man, I starfished her ass.

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Pike Guy

Pike guy is pike guy because he rides pike and is not a girl.

Joey: Are you pike guy?
Pike Guy: Yeah

Joey: Oh yeah, prove it.
Pike Guy: Ok, well i'm riding a pike and i'm not a girl.
Joey: Woah.

Dungy Futterman

Dungus "Dungy" Furttustus (later changed to Futterman after the Great Vegan War). Dungy was a legendary warrior during the Great Vegan War, remembered especially for his brave acts during the Battle of the Pluto Colony, after which he was sponsored by Monster Energy. In his final battle, he finally spilled all of his grease. He died in the arms of his best friend and brother in arms Melmen Hanson. Some believe he never died, and legend has it he went into hiding deep in the Ethiopian rain forrest after the wars. But we may never know.

Joey: Yo, that guy is so cool!
Chad: How cool?
Joey: Pfff, almost as cool as Dungy Futterman.
Chad: Damn.