Ashgabat Surprise

Giving a very dry skinned west asian girl the silk road, then rubbing the ejaculate in like lotion. It is preferred that the girl is of the Bahá'í faith.

"Damn, that bitch had skin like a lizard! Gave that bitch an Ashgabat Surprise!!!"
"I got an Ashgabat Surprise last night from that guy!"

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the silk road

The act of ejaculating in the ridge that goes up the spine of a girl (or guy, if you're into that) who is laying down.
The person receiving is free to say they were "silk roaded".

"Hey dude, heard you gave that girl the silk road last night!"
"That guy totally silk roaded me last night"

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