Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.

Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties

Ice cream coma

When eating ice cream leads to a coma.

Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.

Suck Equity

When 2 or more people invest in a business venture of any kind, and one of the partners does not have enough equity to be an equal partner. The partner with less equity can gain equity by performing oral sex, until the other partner/partners are paid, in the agreed about of sucking. Hence Suck Equity

Trish and Dean bought a house together. Dean did not have enough money to be an equal partner in the house. Trish and Dean came to an agreement that Dean would perform oral sex on Trish daily for 18 months. After the agreement was fulfilled, Dean would then be an equal partner in the house. Suck Equity

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