Financial Rape

When you lose lots of money against your will or unexpectedly.

Ben: Hey, wanna go see a movie tonight?

Rodney: I can't, I spent all my money on that 'Free' Romanian gaming website.

Ben: Damn financial rape

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Handkerchief

The tool used to carry out the common practice of blowing your nose with your hand in the shower.

Derek: I can't have showers because I can't blow my nose without a tissue.

Desmond: Just use a handkerchief, dumb ass.

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