An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"
Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt
Update drowning occurs when a game developer(s) add useless updates to their game or that make the experience more laborious than fun
Hey bro, why don't you play gta online anymore?
Oh, they started update drowning it.
The garrett approach is when a public figure addresses an adult situation in a way that's appropriate for children, this phrase is named after Joseph Garrett better know as stampylonghead who handled the concept of one of his minecraft helpers (L for Lee) being accused of sexual misconduct in a way that would be appropriate for his child audience
Guy 1:
So, what did you tell the kids about jared?
Guy 2:
Eh, I went with the garrett approach
Similar to pog and poggers, T H I N C E
is a twitch related term, however it's purpose differs as it's meant to confuse the streamer
Viewer:
T H I N C E
Streamer:
What?
The cat gave birth to a stillborn, it is now grieving
Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.
Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?
Ah, I was just Ape braining