An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"
Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt
The cat gave birth to a stillborn, it is now grieving
A slaughter cake is the feeling you get when you mow down a bunch of npcs in a video game in a short amount of time
Yo brian, what happened to those pedestrians?
I had a slaughter cake
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Update drowning occurs when a game developer(s) add useless updates to their game or that make the experience more laborious than fun
Hey bro, why don't you play gta online anymore?
Oh, they started update drowning it.
A misguided girl who has unresolved past traumas
Yo, that girl freaks out a lot, doesn't she?
Yeah, she's kind of an Emily
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A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to
Hey, you get her number?
nah, she pulled a lesbian card