Cthulhu

Our merciless, great and humble god. Deserves many human sacrifices. The ultimate head giver. Those who oppose the will of Cthulhu will receive dreadful, yet merciful punishments (no head)

Person 1: Cthulhu is giving some really good head rn.

Person 2: Damn, I never sacrificed my foreskin to him; I couldn't get any head

Person 1: L bozo + ratio + carti better