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1. A festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, Octoberfest) is blatantly ignored, and large quantities of beer is drunk. And people roll about rat arsed, pissed as a newt, lit up like a christmas tree, and display a range of loud and disorderly behaviour.
I went to the (insert your favourite beer) Beer Fastival and had a great time!
1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.
2. Very effective brainwashing machine.
Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."
Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".
Sometimes seen as uncool.
Kevin decided to go to the local dive wearing a suit.
Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.
My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart
Species of extra terrestrial, sterile hybrid species, who collect haploid (eg sperm and ova) samples from a variety of DNA based species in the Milky Way Galaxy. In order to vary their gene pool, as they reproduce by cloning.
The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.
I read about Gray Aliens from a book called "Communion".
Hamburger (or vegeburger) shaped into a heart, then cooked and eaten in a bun sandwich.
Susan and I had a love burger in the Paris Hilton.
1. Poetry recited by a Vogon or by several Vogons, and is the third worst Poetry in the galaxy.
2. Any poetry recited in a slow repetitive lilt that goes on for eternity, and makes one want to yell at the poet, "Shut up!!!", scream, and punch him in the gob.
Ralph recited some poetry at the Arts Festival, and he went on and on and on, in a slow drawn-out lilt. After 15 minutes the audience got so fed up, shouted "Vogon Poetry!" and pelted him with rotten vegetables and used condoms.