telly tubbies

Result of old aged pensioners on acid.

Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:

Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.

In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.

Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.

Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.

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love bug

1. To be smitten with love.

2. A cardboard oval decorated into a colourful looking beetle, with the words "LOVE BUG" written on it, and given to a total strangers in the street.

Amy gave away lots of Love Bugs at the anti-war demo.

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hen party

1. A girl's night out, especially one laid on for the bride getting married the next day.

Cf: stag

Susan went straight from the hen party to the church to get married.

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tobacco

1. A plant whose leaves are dried, fermented, mixed with hundreds of addictives incvluding freebase nicotine, than rolled (usu. by machine), packed, and retailed in licensed outlet.

2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.

3. A legal drug.

Dodge flicked open the packet and offered a fag.
"Want some tobacco, pardner?"

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somerfield

A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.

One can buy duck pate at Somerfield.

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shit hits the fan

Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.

When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"

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boxing

A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.

This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.

Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.

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