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1. Mega slushy song by Donny Osmond in 1973.
2. Any slushy love usu. from a girl towards a young boy, little dog, Jesus, teacher, vicar, or scout master.
1. Puppy Love made number 1 in the charts.
2. She felt great wave of puppy love towards her Maths teacher.
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1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.
2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".
A most uncool subculture.
Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.
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An online dictionary, editable by users, esp. youths, Americans, and people who have a sense of humour.
Unfortunately frequented by posers, mis-spellers, graffitti artists, wannabe trolls, thereby attracting quality controllers to clean the sh*t off the dictionary.
Quality controllers are legally entitled to remove racist, obscene, libellious material off Urbandictionary, as well as material that might be in breach of copyright.
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Noun: A police woman who shaves her pubes.
There is a rumour going around in the police station canteen, that Inspector Jones is a cunstubble.
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A person, usually male, who is unfortunate to be born into the Tucker family, hence Mr. Tucker; and who is also unpopular, such as a school principal or headmaster, might be unpopular.
My school head is nicknamed Mr. Fucker.
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A special errand given to new employees.
The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
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A dance, usu. in a disco where one turns his or her body round at high speed. Harder than it looks, but possible with practice and wearing smooth soled shoes on a wooden dance floor.
If you stumble or go off balance you tumble off at an angle bumping into other dancers = uber + uncool
If you can rotate smoothly three times, and come to a graceful stop at the same spot = cool + sometimes pull
John could not spin and can only freak at the disco, whereas Jerry could spin and pull lots of chicks.
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