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A person who sexually attracted to an old person.
Not to be confused with pedophile
Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.
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A word that contains all 5 vowels of a, e, i, o, & u, in order.
If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.
Man doing crossword, was puzzled by a 10 letter word a---e-iou-. He paused, and then his face lit up.
"Ah yes! Abstemious."
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Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.
Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.
Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!
1. Mega slushy song by Donny Osmond in 1973.
2. Any slushy love usu. from a girl towards a young boy, little dog, Jesus, teacher, vicar, or scout master.
1. Puppy Love made number 1 in the charts.
2. She felt great wave of puppy love towards her Maths teacher.
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1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.
2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".
A most uncool subculture.
Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.
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An online dictionary, editable by users, esp. youths, Americans, and people who have a sense of humour.
Unfortunately frequented by posers, mis-spellers, graffitti artists, wannabe trolls, thereby attracting quality controllers to clean the sh*t off the dictionary.
Quality controllers are legally entitled to remove racist, obscene, libellious material off Urbandictionary, as well as material that might be in breach of copyright.
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Noun: A police woman who shaves her pubes.
There is a rumour going around in the police station canteen, that Inspector Jones is a cunstubble.
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