Bodypopping

A dance orginating in the 1980's where the joints of the body move in a sequence along the arms, torso, legs, so a wave appears to travel along the body.

Trevor won the international Bodypopping Contest this year.

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prank

To dress up as members of foreign royalty, sheiks, film stars, and book a tour on the state of the art naval warship, such as the Dreadnought. Thereby making the (insert nation) Navy looking like a right pillock.

What a prank! Bunga Bunga!

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paris hilton

1. Noun: A Hilton hotel in Paris, France.

2. Person: A cunt on bird legs.

I surfed the net and came across Paris Hilton.

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Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

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Blunkett

Person, who is blind and claims to be the British Home Secretary.

I saw David Blunkett on the telly today.

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mcdonalds

1. Noun: Scottish Clan.

2. Noun: Worldwide chain of outlets that are allegedly "restaurant" that allegedly sell "food".

McDonalds have the bare faced cheek to call itself a resturant.

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tobacco

1. A plant whose leaves are dried, fermented, mixed with hundreds of addictives incvluding freebase nicotine, than rolled (usu. by machine), packed, and retailed in licensed outlet.

2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.

3. A legal drug.

Dodge flicked open the packet and offered a fag.
"Want some tobacco, pardner?"

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