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deafie

Person who is deaf, acceptable slang used within the deaf community.

900 deafies went to the deaf rave.

by Kerb November 28, 2004


ghetto blaster

A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.

It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.

It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.

Bob passed his time at the bus stop by playing his ghetto blaster.

by Kerb November 28, 2004


fuckadelic

1. An orgy.

2. Anything with a lot of fucking it.

I went to a right fuckadelic swinger's party and fucked 15 people in one hour!

by Kerb November 29, 2004


mohigan

Noun: A punk hairstyle, of shaven head except for a strip of hair along the centre of the head from the forehead to the back of the neck.

The strip of hair may be dyed into bright colours, styled into spikes using glue, or into an enormous brush like vertical quiff.

I went into a barber and asked for a mohigan.

by Kerb November 28, 2004


tramp

1. A homeless person who travels and does not work, and pisses in his or her clothes, and grows a beard.

2. Osama Bin Laden.

There's a new tramp in town, and he looks like Bin Laden.

by Kerb November 28, 2004


Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

by Kerb December 01, 2004


football supporters

People who actually enjoy watching twenty five men run around a field of grass after an inflated pigs bladder.

Jill: Ooh this looks like a nice pub!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!

by Kerb December 01, 2004