Princess

An obese woman who spends massive amounts of money on food delivery, usually doesn't answer the door right away, or has one of her five (hungry looking) children answer the door and sadly bring her ALL the food, while she quietly sits on the other side of the room and says nothing. Princess also refuses to tip, EVER. Or occassionally, if you're lucky...she'll tip $0.25.

Princess didn't want to answer the door because she knew she didn't tip and ordered $50 in McDonalds for her fat face.

Feasy

Not only is it feasible, but it's easy too.

"Yeah I guess that seems pretty feasy"