Eurgha

To express great amounts of confusion, so much in fact, that no other word can describe it, no sentence, nothing, just this gibberish word.

“You get it?”
“Eurgha”

Gurcucher

When there’s something you can’t describe, call it “gurcucher”

That’s uuuuuuuh… how do I describe this? Gurcucher.

In danger

You.

You’re in danger. Start running.

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discombobulated dickhead

A goal keeper that won’t stay in the fucking goal and blames it on other people.

Why do you keep leaving the goal like a discombobulated dickhead?

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mascropinate

It has the same meaning as masturbate, but used for in code because it’s awkward to was you jacked off in public.

“He tends to… well… I don’t wanna say it but…. He tends to mascropinate…

Swolesome

An individual that is both wholesome and extremely muscular, being the perfect mix of mass and kindness.

Strive to be both wholesome and swole, be SWOLESOME!

Pillsworth

An idiotic or simple minded person. Similar to plonker.

“You’re such a pillsworth!”